Swimming in the lake of fire,
Next to the gas chambers of hell,
I found a sapphire,
I also met a wingless fallen angel.
The chief of the demons saw me,
Interacting with the angel,
And reciting lines from Rumi.
He then angrily stuffed me into a molotov cocktail,
And threw me to the seventh heaven.
What did I do!?
Shame on him!